Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? Mt.Everest
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California? No, he's dead
Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? She lived in the southern hemisphere.
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he? A preacher.
How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark? Moses didnt make the ark, Noah did.
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25? Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.
How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep and 2 feet wide? There is no dirt in a hole.
I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be. Few
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch? Roosters don't lay eggs.
If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five? 9
If you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do you light first? The match
If you were standing directly on Antarcticas South Pole facing north, which direction would you travel if you took one step backward? North
Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one? No, I'd rather have $100 bill than a new $1 bill.
No sooner spoken than broken. What is it? Silence or a promise.
Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28? Every month has at least 28 days.
Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but you will! What am I? An onion.
The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it? A towel.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? Foot steps.
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh? Meat
What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed? Peppers
What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up? An umbrella.
What can go up and come down without moving? The temperature.
What can pass before the sun without making a shadow? The Earth.